Bouncey Bouncey - White Socks Slippin' Down

Okay, so the new me thing hasn't really gone as planned. I tried, I even tried making my self throw up but I must have done it wrong as it wouldn't work. Oh well, just got to keep on trying to change how I look.
Note to self: don't give up and stay a fattie, become a fittie!


I have found myself missing a lot of my old school friends rather a lot at the moment. Not too sure why it has come on so strong all of a sudden as I already missed them loads. Just want to see everyone and have a good old party and a dance. Two dances in particular: (1) the lawnmower.. don't know who made that one up.. and (2) the picnic-bargain dance.. made up by Grace and me. Although there are talks about changing its name to 'The Shit Good-Bargain Dance'. Will let you know how it all ends up :] (bit of an l'n'g there).

I feel like I'm in a very random mood just now, want to say a load of random quotes from films and my life, but I really shouldn't as you probably won't have a clue what they mean. But for that reason I'm gonna say 'em anyways!

So, quotes and stuff i love atm:

• the Bouncy Bouncy Crimp


• I like the radio: it plays pretty pictures


• Shit-good Bread


• EELS/New Rave song


• Anything Mighty Boosh - just bought series 3: LOVE IT!


• Jean Claude Jaquettie


• the Pancake Crimp


• the Soup Crimp


• the Moon Song


• any stuff to do with the Mighty Boosh Moon


• lots of other crimps that I can't find anymore


• We'll blast you with our crimp pump!


• Shake your tale feather Louis! (my cousin who is 6, he does a tale shaking bum dance)
• Sometimes affection is just a shy flower that takes time to blossom
• Some day we'll know
• Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?

I'm sure there are lots more quotes ect. that are floating my boat at the moment, but I can't be arsed to write them down/they're not coming to mind.

A New Day, A New Blog, A New Me.

I have finally had enough of being looked at and judged. Of being called fat and lazy. I know I have properly said this so many times before but this time I really am going to try my hardest to stick to it.



You see, every time my brother Rob comes home from Uni, he always finds a way to make me feel like a fat and worthless human being, who is no where near (and never could be) any where as good at, well, life than he is. My other brother Chris also makes me feel like a giant piece of turd when he comes back from Uni as well. I bet I sound like a right depreesed kid but usually I'm 'one happy chappy' as my old teacher used to say. They just make me feel stupid.



So now, I am going to only talk to them if they talk to me, as that way I should be giving them less oppotunities to make fun of me. Also, another thing I can do to give them less amo to throw at me is to get my self thinner. Being a 5'0½, 17 year old size 16/18 isn't something I can say I like being. I need to not anly be thinner but I also want to be a hec of a lot more healthier than I am now. Luckily for me, my dad has just bought an old exercize bike off ebay which helps alot. Also I have an old trampet thing under my bed which is good fun, but it's so much effort to get out and put away that I hardly ever go on it. Bit that's all about to change. I am about to change. My world is about to change. And yes, I do know that it's not gonna happen over night and that it will be hard, but flip me I know it'll be worth it.